Magnolia The Masturbinator

The most awesome power known to man--the power of MASTURBATION!!!

Dude, did you pull one off last night?

Yeah man, I went all 'Magnolia the Masturbinator' on mah dick last night, forreal.

by Liz Fucking Donnelly September 26, 2009

Masturbin

A person thats extremely good at masturbating, knows the in and outs, techniques, etc.

Person 1:Hey do you know why Ignacio stays so much at home?
Person 2:Yeah, i'll give you a hint, he's a real Masturbin

by Zetarro November 29, 2021