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by Ickmodomonomomo October 10, 2008
Get the Masturb-Aid mug.Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.
"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"
by Frenetic1 June 4, 2023
Get the Masturb-planner mug.Masturbate and switch — the erotic KINK of having sex with one person while thinking of another; or, of talking dirty to a sexual partner and allowing them to verbally — either from your mouth or theirs — acknowledge deep sexual attraction for another person; or, for an extreme sexual scenario.
This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!
On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.
On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.
Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!
Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!
But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!
Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!
This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!
On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.
On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.
Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!
Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!
But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!
Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!
Him: Wow, that was a quick orgasm, babe!!! You must have been really horny.
Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!
Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!
Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!
Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 21, 2023
Get the masturbate and switch mug.The lonely physical act of engaging in near-sexual fantasies of large-scale gun confiscation. Usually done to completion in an act of shameless pandering to one’s mindless millennial followers
by General con douchenbag October 12, 2022
Get the masturbeto mug.A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
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Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.
Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.
Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
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