Masturb-Aid

you blow your load into a cup and mix it with a Kool-Aid Singles. masturbaid is the result.

"i'm thirsty, dude. go get your mom. i want her to suck my cock and make me some masturb-aid."

Masturb-Aid by Ickmodomonomomo October 10, 2008

Masterbaiden

Someone who masturbates on a school camp (or on a camp in general.)

And/Or

Someone who masturbates more than twice a day.

Guy #1: "Hey, did you heard (random name) was masturbating in his/her sleeping bag last night?

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

And/Or

Guy #1: "Dude, (Random Name) masturbated three times today!"

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

Masterbaiden by Mr.WasSoTrue October 13, 2010

masturbaited 

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

masturbaited by It's super soup March 27, 2015

masturbidextrous 

The ability to masturbate with both hands without incurring a decrease in efficiency.

*Loads up redtube*
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.

masturbidextrous by ChristianMcGonez July 22, 2011

masturband 

A fad started by Robin Power, a religious-studies graduate student at NYU. It's a black plastic bracelet that wraps around your wrist. As long as you resist jerking off, you can wear your masturband.

I've had my masturband on for two weeks.

masturband by brokenxheartx3 July 2, 2005

Masturbait 

When you get off to fish

1-"I love masturbaiting"

2-"You mean masturbating?"
1-"No, I get off to fish"

Masturbait by Stalker Ex February 1, 2021

mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

mathematically masturbaiting by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015