Definitions by Frenetic1

Masturb-planner 

Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.

"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"

Masturb-planner by Frenetic1 June 4, 2023

Phlegmboyant 

A shocking overproduction of snot that is impossible to conceal or contain.

OMG - did you see that phlegmboyant guy on the subway? There was a puddle of snot forming around him.

Phlegmboyant by Frenetic1 August 29, 2022

rectalinear 

(Noun): Defined by, consisting of, or moving in a manner of an asshole.

I don't know what his problem is but that was totally rectalinear of him.

rectalinear by Frenetic1 March 11, 2018