mastura

Sweet girl but never completes her homework and had an aversion to completing simple task alone.

She will probably marry Justin Bieber some day, however she spends most of her day in bed so will probably not get the chance

Why are you such a Mastura? Do it yourself.

mastura by A.b.c.d.e February 16, 2014

Mastura

Protected,Latent,Hidden

Where is it Mastura?

Mastura by .zy November 23, 2021

Mastura

Mastura is the best person you will ever meet, funny, lovely, friendly and she is amazing and looks amazing all the time.

She lives in Tajikistan and loves to be independent - hard working and she knows that one day she will be the richest girl in Dushanbe.

You can find her in KBTU, if not, go ahead and check out Moose cafe Dushanbe and you’ll definitely find her hanging out with bunch of friends from ASD.

Mastura loves to sing and she doesn’t give a a fuck what people think of her.

Mastura by ThatTajik November 22, 2021

Mastura

A beautiful girl who has lots of energy, eager to make friends always listens and has the boys all over her.

Boy 1:That girl is leng
Boy 2:I know right
Boy 3:Must be a Mastura,still

Mastura by That girl is pretty123 April 16, 2023

Ayu Mastura 

A perfect and talented girl. She is very friendly and sweet and everyone likes her. All the boys chase after her. She is fierce and confident. She is Funny and smart. She is irresistible. She is a true friend and will always be by your side and she'll always keep a promise. Even though she is a good girl, she's not afraid to break a rule. She is caring, responsible, and trustworthy. The perfect girl for you. Ayu Mastura is pure awesomeness.

Ayu Mastura is lit af

Ayu Mastura by ‘Un_known’ December 28, 2017

masturbate and switch 

Masturbate and switch — the erotic KINK of having sex with one person while thinking of another; or, of talking dirty to a sexual partner and allowing them to verbally — either from your mouth or theirs — acknowledge deep sexual attraction for another person; or, for an extreme sexual scenario.

This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!

On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.

On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.

Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!

Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!

But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!

Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!

Him: Wow, that was a quick orgasm, babe!!! You must have been really horny.

Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!

Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!

masturbate and switch by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 21, 2023

masturbating to the dictionary 

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.

i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?

masturbating to the dictionary by runninghighkid August 4, 2018