Mastrigate

An over inflated judge in a traffic court

Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

mastribate

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.

I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.

by Keta September 8, 2003

mastergate

To lock out or ask to leave a friend, relative or roommate so that one will have the privacy to whack off, use her vibrator, etc.

Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.

I'm going to mastergate my roomie and spank my monkey, to get rid of this ten day load I've built up.

by brownwings August 27, 2011

masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004

Masticate

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 8, 2004