brownwings's definitions
A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.
I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.
by brownwings May 24, 2011
Get the unlucky nightmug. Chick imported from another location for the purpose of having sex.
Can also apply to a guy, though he is more often called "road meat".
Can also apply to a guy, though he is more often called "road meat".
by brownwings March 18, 2011
Get the road cheesemug. by brownwings July 4, 2011
Get the promiscuousmug. The world of corporate America, with all its lying, cheating, stealing, doublespeak, doubledealing, throat cutting, back stabbing, hypocrisy and the like.
by brownwings April 19, 2011
Get the pig culturemug. Injection of fluid via a lubed tube into the rectum for the purpose of cleaning out any remaining debris from one's last dump.
Available over the counter in disposable units at most drug stores.
Ideally, one administers an enema to his/her partner in preparation for butt sex or ass eating.
Available over the counter in disposable units at most drug stores.
Ideally, one administers an enema to his/her partner in preparation for butt sex or ass eating.
by brownwings April 25, 2011
Get the enemamug. The little patch of skin between the genitalia and the anus. Was at one time gender neutral, though is now more used in reference to the female, having been replaced by "chode" for the male.
by brownwings March 30, 2011
Get the taintmug. Annoying, offensive term used by uptight, condescending and/or disapproving adults to describe younger people who are engaging in their God given right to fuck.
Hand wringing Mom to Dad: "George, what are we going to do? I found used condoms in the waste can. I fear Gretchen has become sexually active with her punk boyfriend."
by brownwings April 19, 2011
Get the sexually activemug.