Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 8, 2004

Mastricate

to chew

He's really mastricating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Tessa October 7, 2003

masticating

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

by Stew September 17, 2004

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

mastacate

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

by GurnMon October 10, 2005

mastribate

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.

I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.

by Keta September 8, 2003

Masticating

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012