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masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.
Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!
masterhater by Neoni November 17, 2006

masterwhack 

To pleasure oneself.
I decided to masterwhack to that picture of Natalie Portman.
masterwhack by SeanPhysics May 2, 2008

Mastercheese 

To run over/hit a member of the opposite sex with an automobile in hopes of gaining attention, and possibly a date from them.
"I totally MasterCheesed today when I backed up over Allison before asking her to the Prom"
Mastercheese by strife777 December 8, 2005

Mastorakis 

noun...A form of entertainment at a party where the party is the entertainment. As the night progresses the mastorakis usually becomes more outrageous, wild, immoral, and secretive between the party goers remaining.

Originally referred to the outrageous parties thrown by the famous Greek director Nikos Mastorakis. People would show up and become spectators at his elaborate parties at this palatial mansion on a Mediteranean island.
Sit down, shut up, and enjoy your mastorakis!

or

Haven't you had enough mastorakis yet?

or

Did you see the mastorakis that went on in the hot tub?
Mastorakis by JennOaz June 8, 2010

amazonian masterhood 

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.
I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!
amazonian masterhood by DirkD January 24, 2007

masterchain 

A masterchain is four or more men fucking in a chain. The leader is known as the choochoo and the guy at the end is known as the coal cart
Erez, James, Ranman and Eirik were perticipating in a brutal masterchain. Erez was the coal cart and Eirik was the choochoo
masterchain by Fernandes April 16, 2004