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Masterwackit

To masturbate consecutively three or more times
Dude I definetly need to Masterwackit, she just left my house
by NickFrank July 26, 2010
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Masterwaiting

The time spent wait for porn to buffer. The time that one spends waiting until the selected material is buffered and ready for viewing; at which point one can proceed with pleasuring one self.
I got home and due to my slow connection speed I had to masterwaiting until I could watch my girl Ava Addams and finish myself enjoyment.
by Markie Markie July 11, 2017
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Masterwaiting

verb. To quickly rub one out if you have been waiting for someone or something for an extended period of time. (30 min. to 1 hr.)
I heard from Ashley that Joe admitted he was masterwaiting until she arrived 10 minutes late.
by Coke-a Cola December 25, 2010
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masterwait

Beating it off while you are waiting for something.
Damnit! I have 30 minutes to kill, might as well masterwait.
by super jumping sex panther April 16, 2008
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masterwaiting

the act of waiting for your family or roommate to leave the house so that you can masturbate.
axel was masterwaiting all day cuz his roommate wouldn't leave. he didnt get to jerk it once.
by axel123 April 21, 2010
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Masterwait

The act of choosing to complete a task instead of stopping to masterbate.
“I really wanted to quit cleaning the house so I could whack off but I decided to masterwait instead.”
by JFWodfather March 6, 2015
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Masterlackivation

Zach was suppose to write a paper until masterlackivation set in.
by the_wood December 26, 2009
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