a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

Masterbathon by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

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Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

Management Masterbation by jayray59 May 6, 2010

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masterbatorium

A confined space used for masterbation. A masterbatorium will sometimes have pictures of naked bodies hanging on the walls for visual stimulation. Those little rooms in the porn store that you stick quarters in, those are masterbatoriums. A masterbatorium will generally smell of lotion or crusted semen. You get a feeling of filth when you walk into a masterbatorium.

The guy who lived below me had his room completely wallpapered with centerfolds of Playboy Playmates, this was obviosly a masterbatorium.

masterbatorium by Russ Buss April 8, 2006

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Masterbaiden

Someone who masturbates on a school camp (or on a camp in general.)

And/Or

Someone who masturbates more than twice a day.

Guy #1: "Hey, did you heard (random name) was masturbating in his/her sleeping bag last night?

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

And/Or

Guy #1: "Dude, (Random Name) masturbated three times today!"

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

Masterbaiden by Mr.WasSoTrue October 13, 2010

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masterbate

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

masterbate by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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