Mastercubating

Mastercubating means somebody is resting in the room in complete darkness. It has the same effect as masturbation but the process is far different.

Person 1: " why are you in your room in complete darkness all day? You masturbating?
Person 2: " No I'm mastercubating"

Mastercubating by johndillermand12 April 15, 2022

Masterdebating 

Political rants you have to yourself and arguing with a non existent oposition where you always end up winning in your mind.

I was masterdebating about social injustice in the shower.

Masterdebating by literallymelody November 28, 2015

MastersBating 

Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.

He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.

MastersBating by Rockweezy April 8, 2010

masterbating with a cheese grater 

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

masterbating with a cheese grater by matt1975 September 10, 2012

masterbating 

Expertly jacking off.

Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.

masterbating by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007

stealth masterbating 

When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.

Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!

stealth masterbating by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010

masterdebating 

when one or more males are contemplating whether or not to masturbate

I'm staying at my mom's this weekend but I know I am going to be masterdebating all night.

masterdebating by mcspaceman June 29, 2010