Mastercubating

Mastercubating means somebody is resting in the room in complete darkness. It has the same effect as masturbation but the process is far different.

Person 1: " why are you in your room in complete darkness all day? You masturbating?
Person 2: " No I'm mastercubating"

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Masterdebating

Political rants you have to yourself and arguing with a non existent oposition where you always end up winning in your mind.

I was masterdebating about social injustice in the shower.

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Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.

He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.

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Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

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Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.

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When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.

Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!

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when one or more males are contemplating whether or not to masturbate

I'm staying at my mom's this weekend but I know I am going to be masterdebating all night.

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