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masterbassing 

The act of self pleasure while listening to dubstep or any other bass heavy music.
Toby: Did you see Danny at that Excision concert last night?
Luke: Yeah man, he was totally masterbassing all over the place.
Toby: And when that bass dropped?
Luke: Yeah...I'm pretty sure Danny had to change his pants afterward.

masterbathing 

The act of bathing thoroughly and for a lenghty period of time.
If you are in the shower for more than 45 minutes, you are masterbathing.
masterbathing by CaptainOJ June 10, 2007

Masterbathing 

When you're taking a bath, jacking off and then bathing in your own semen.
"Goddamn it David, your masterbathing clogged the drain again!"

"Yeah, Kirk seems like a smart guy, but he's just too busy masterbathing to actually teach us."

Masterbathing is more private and intimate than dunk-tank-wanking.
Masterbathing by Tha 69 Boize January 19, 2013

Masterbathing 

Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.
Tad was masterbathing for over an hour today, and now there's no hot water left!
Masterbathing by SmitsMckey March 16, 2021

Masterbasting 

Self pleasuring involving a basting brush.
We realised he was masterbasting when we kept finding the basting brush in his room.
Masterbasting by howieman December 26, 2009

masterbathing 

Masterbathing is the act of bating with your masters or daddy's ,dan and phil.
i'm masterbathing with my daddy's dan and phil. I would do anything they say, they are my masters.
Dil Howlter often masterbathes with his masters dan and phil.
masterbathing by mirror butt March 7, 2016