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Jizz master J 

cronic masterbating, someone that always has a hand on his cock, not afraid to wip that mother out
nice puddle now i got nut on my shoe jizz master J
Jizz master J by k-bizzle March 21, 2003

jam master j 

one who is possible the best jammer around and will often be asked wow can i be more like you jam master j but this boy only rides with real bitches
well ollie payne is the original jam master j and he has been known to give many a girl pleasure
jam master j by a fit girl January 11, 2005

Jam Master Jay 

Founder of Run DMC that died October 30, 2002.
Run DMC and Jam Master Jay are the illest.
Jam Master Jay by anonymous October 30, 2004

Master joemerald

The master of all the Joemeralds, the top of all the Joemeralds
I'm Master Joemerald, the top of all the Joemeralds!

master jurd 

a retort used to describe a mongrel of a bloke.

or

an expression used by one gay man to call out to another gay man
A man is walking down the street, he sees a hot guy and calls out "master jurd".
master jurd by Uncy Bizz January 5, 2008

Jizz Master Jay

An overly excited male who feels very strong emotions towards a piece of stimuli.
*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*

Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'

Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'

Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'

Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'
Jizz Master Jay by Corbusier December 22, 2014
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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