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Jizz master J 

cronic masterbating, someone that always has a hand on his cock, not afraid to wip that mother out
nice puddle now i got nut on my shoe jizz master J
Jizz master J by k-bizzle March 21, 2003

jam master j 

one who is possible the best jammer around and will often be asked wow can i be more like you jam master j but this boy only rides with real bitches
well ollie payne is the original jam master j and he has been known to give many a girl pleasure
jam master j by a fit girl January 11, 2005

Jam Master Jay 

Founder of Run DMC that died October 30, 2002.
Run DMC and Jam Master Jay are the illest.
Jam Master Jay by anonymous October 30, 2004

Master joemerald

The master of all the Joemeralds, the top of all the Joemeralds
I'm Master Joemerald, the top of all the Joemeralds!

master jurd 

a retort used to describe a mongrel of a bloke.

or

an expression used by one gay man to call out to another gay man
A man is walking down the street, he sees a hot guy and calls out "master jurd".
master jurd by Uncy Bizz January 5, 2008

Jizz Master Jay

An overly excited male who feels very strong emotions towards a piece of stimuli.
*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*

Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'

Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'

Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'

Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'
Jizz Master Jay by Corbusier December 22, 2014