Joemerald 

A name that combined Joe mama joke and one of the Minecraft precious ore.
Could be use on someone who loves Joe mama jokes and Minecraft.

Hey Joemerald, nice name never gonna lie lol.

Joemerald by just a normal lurker November 14, 2021

Master joemerald

The master of all the Joemeralds, the top of all the Joemeralds

I'm Master Joemerald, the top of all the Joemeralds!

Master joemerald by just a normal lurker November 15, 2021

joemeal 

a plate of "joe" or coffee, as in:

"yeah, waitress, i'll just have a joemeal please."

(receives bowl-like "joemeal") "aw hell no, i want the good stuff, get me a flat plate goddammit...
what kind of sick bastard eats joemeal out of a bowl?"

joemeal by GreenMonkey July 24, 2008

joemeal 

a plate of "joe" or coffee, as in:

"yeah, waitress, i'll just have a joemeal please."

(receives bowl-like "joemeal") "aw hell no, i want the good stuff, get me a flat plate goddammit...
what kind of sick bastard eats joemeal out of a bowl?"

joemeal by GreenMonkey July 20, 2008

jasmeralda 

Jasmeralda can be very insecure and thinks shes not perfect but in your eyes, she is a godsend. You can talk to her about everything and she's all ears and will be there when you need a shoulder to cry on. She is a very misunderstood person and people tend to walk all over her, but she jumps back up like nothing ever happened. You'd be lucky to have a Jasmeralda, so keep her, you'll regret losing her!

guy 1 :i really want to be friends with jasmeralda! guy 2 :i heard shes really cool, lets go be her friend!

jasmeralda by noahbecksnipples September 9, 2020