Joemerald

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A name that combined Joe mama joke and one of the Minecraft precious ore.
Could be use on someone who loves Joe mama jokes and Minecraft.

Hey Joemerald, nice name never gonna lie lol.

Joemerald by just a normal lurker November 14, 2021

Words you can keep

Master joemerald

The master of all the Joemeralds, the top of all the Joemeralds

I'm Master Joemerald, the top of all the Joemeralds!

Master joemerald by just a normal lurker November 15, 2021

Related Words

Joemerald • Master joemerald • joemeal • jasmeralda • Joe Merlo

joemeal

a plate of "joe" or coffee, as in:

"yeah, waitress, i'll just have a joemeal please."

(receives bowl-like "joemeal") "aw hell no, i want the good stuff, get me a flat plate goddammit...
what kind of sick bastard eats joemeal out of a bowl?"

joemeal by GreenMonkey July 24, 2008

joemeal

a plate of "joe" or coffee, as in:

joemeal by GreenMonkey July 20, 2008

jasmeralda

Jasmeralda can be very insecure and thinks shes not perfect but in your eyes, she is a godsend. You can talk to her about everything and she's all ears and will be there when you need a shoulder to cry on. She is a very misunderstood person and people tend to walk all over her, but she jumps back up like nothing ever happened. You'd be lucky to have a Jasmeralda, so keep her, you'll regret losing her!

guy 1 :i really want to be friends with jasmeralda! guy 2 :i heard shes really cool, lets go be her friend!

jasmeralda by noahbecksnipples September 9, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026