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masalskis
It’s a verb that means that you will just keep doing your job and focus on the task at hand, while carrying a team on your shoulders, just as Edgars Masalskis demonstrated in the game against Switzerland
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Mastalski • masalskis • Mystalking • mantasking • mastasia • mastastic • mistalking • Moskalski • Masta Killa • map-stalking
mastastic
Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
mastastic by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
Mystalking
In reference to myspace. When one gains knowledge about another's social life via myspace. This is usually done by reading pages and pages of comments and scanning through About Me sections obsessively.
liz: katy broke up with nate and hooked up with sam over the weekend.
kara: when did you talk to katy?
liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.
kara: when did you talk to katy?
liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.
Mystalking by kaara April 5, 2006
mantasking
Shitting showering shaving and brushing you teeth all at the same time. The ability to multitask only the most manly of actions or jobs.
Dam that dude can man task.
Ya look at him go driving to work shaving and brushing his teeth and getting a blow job no that's mantasking
Ya look at him go driving to work shaving and brushing his teeth and getting a blow job no that's mantasking
mantasking by Thanian March 5, 2014
Mystalking
Mystalking by Jenn Tisdale May 21, 2007
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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