Massachoosetts

A New England state where everyone sneezes a lot, especially during chillier months.

I tend to be extra-susceptible to airborne-contagions from fellow humans, so I avoid visiting Massachoosetts whenever possible.

by QuacksO October 6, 2018

Swansea, Massachusetts

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.

The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

by oceancats March 7, 2017

Massachusetts wrecking ball

A dingleberry (small piece of poop) stuck in one's pubes.

"How.. HOW DID HE HAVE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE FRONT?!"

"The ol, Massachusetts wrecking ball"

by wtf-m8 March 22, 2020

Massachusetts Left

While stopped at an intersection, A Massachusetts Left is the act of quickly taking a left as soon as the light turns green, in order to avoid having to wait for the line of cars heading your way to pass.

I was in a hurry, so I pulled a quick Massachusetts Left as soon as the light turned green.

by Fightin April 13, 2009

franklin massachusetts

A small town in Massachusetts overpopulated by Italians, pretty much everyone in franklin is a hardcore athlete of some kind, most of them are assholes and the town is filled with drama but overall it's decent. Every Friday night they dress up in white and blue for the highschool football games and almost everyone there knows how to party.

Person 1: those boys in the blue and white are hot

Person 2: they're from franklin Massachusetts

Person 1: nevermind

by Litlife1738 September 16, 2017

massachusetts

n. A whole lot of chusetts

That is one serious massachusetts.

by none ya bidness June 18, 2003

Lowell, Massachusetts

A dirty fuckin city where everyone either smells like ass, you can find drugs on the preschool playground, guns in bushes, and smoochies after school

highlands: its dirty, everyone is crazy, you can buy or sell a gun or drugs, whole lotta gang shit going on, and full of asians, hispanics, and some blacks
acre: where you will find everything i listed in for the highlands but worse
pawtucketville: mostly full of rich snobby kids that try to act hard and get their ass kicked by guys from back central, highlands, acre, or centerville

centerville equally as bad as highlands and acre but more shooting and fights than anything else
south lowell: ghetto but not as ghetto as the acre, highlands and the villie
downtown: home to the crackheads, homeless people, and Lowell high school where you can find anything from the smoochies, drugs, and gangs to a half assed education u will forget after senior year
back central: we dont talk about back central, just know its scary there
belvidere: the closer it is to dt the more ghetto it gets

noteable gangs:
YBD
YCH
TMB
ABZ
BTK
theres more but i dont care too much to add them here

person 1: Lowell, Massachusetts fucking sucks

person 2: on god it does

by 978.IPAR September 2, 2022