Masper 

A way for saying sperma, the greek word for semen, in a polite way.

1) Thn teleytaia fora pou se eida eixes ena karo masper ston topa sou. Ti allakse?

2) - Ti odontokrema xrhsimopoieis kai einai toso leyka ta dontia sou?

- Aaa vazw masper ka8e vrady kai to afhnw xwris 3evgalma.

Masper by dim07naoume June 29, 2011

Master of deception 

on-point description of junior Grimes

What Junior Grimes is, (old J)

For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it

J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken

Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety

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Junior IS the master of deception

Master of deception by Outlooker of omens December 27, 2021

Maskerbating 

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

Maskerbating by Photoist July 28, 2020

Zhut Master 

One of the sweetest members of society who is often getting high and smoking in his house, turning it into a hot box..

"See that guy over there?"
"Yeah?"
"That's Zhut Master T****"

Zhut Master by Zhut Zhut March 21, 2017

Master Ricky 

The sexiest, hottest, most attractive, most intelligent, and most brilliant living being of all time. He is everyone's Master.

Look at how sexy and hot Master Ricky is!

Master Ricky by JTS2 June 8, 2019

Master player 

Holds, caresses and makes love to his guitar. Can play it with eyes closed, backwards and upside down. Plays woman just like his guitar. Strings them along like a beautiful song. That master musician is a real Lee Ferrington, makes that guitar scream.

Lee Ferrington is a great musician, a master player.

Master player by sthrngrc February 10, 2018

Ferrari Master Plan™

This refers to when Ferrari or one of their F1 drivers do something so stupid that it may a deeper meaning. It often refers to Ferrari's horrible 2020 performance in F1, when they finished sixth in the Constructers standings even though they finished second in 2019. The reason for this was primarily their car. It had a high drag chassis and a weak power unit, meaning that their car was awfully slow. In 2019 at Monza (Ferrari's Home race) Charles Leclerc won and Sebastian Vettel hit 365 km/h (227 mph), which is one of the fastest speeds ever reached in a modern F1 car. However, in 2020, they had a double DNF. The term is often used in reference to Mattia Binotto, Ferrari's Team Principal, who is often blamed for these results.

Ferrari Fan: NOOOOO!!! Ferrari P6!
F1: Teams who finish lower in the championship can now spend longer in the wind tunnel
Binotto: See, it was all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™

Ferrari Master Plan™ by Sainzisunderrated June 9, 2021