Masche
Masche by #bringithome666 August 20, 2025
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Machete momma
A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
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madchester
Name given to the baggy music 'scene' in Manchester during the late 80s-early 90s. Included bands such as Happy Mondays, The Stone Roses, The Charlatans, Northside. Occasionally some cockney twats like Flowered Up are included under this term. But they shouldn't.
madchester by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006
machetiquette
machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021
Macheteraped
When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.
His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018
No manches
Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
No manches by oglilmexico January 22, 2020
Steady Your Machete
Steady Your Machete by Aidony October 30, 2010
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Pee Calculus
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Ajumma
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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