Martingale 

The most amazing piece of equipment that a horse wears around its neck to prevent it from smashing you in the face.

person 1: hey, what happened to your face?

person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...

Martingale by Katie14100 August 9, 2013

MartinGale 

The art of draping ones endowment, camel jockey, jonny walker, or cock- on a

volume in a bouldering session. The Martingale is only used during bouldering problems, and was created by MartinGale himself circa 1990.

Holy hell, he just martingaled during that bouldering problem?? That was a 9a V17. Did you see how he draped his camel jockey across the volume?? I am in utter disbelief

MartinGale by The Truth1420 September 10, 2020

Marringle 

A married person who behaves like they are single.

My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.

Marringle by suzgirl November 3, 2016

Martindale 

sexual act involving a female and two midgets. (preferably light weight and homeless in appearance) So the female is able to hold one of the midgets in an upside down swinging formation toward the vaginal region. As the other midget preforms the shocker.

Dude I saw your mom with two midgets last night, they definitely did the Martindale.

Martindale by Mr. Smith92 December 24, 2010

Martinae 

Martinae is a đinđi. He likes Guscic very much. His kremšnita is quite small but its always full ith cream and its always very hot.

Rajko: Martinae u are my Đinđi.
Martinae: Ohh yes, do you want to try my hot kremšnita.

Martinae by Guskar February 18, 2021

Martindaled 

When a close friend moves in on a buddies girl to have sexual intercoarse with her for his own personal gain, most men or women that 'martindale' are unemployed and spend most of there time in there parents basement lifting weights and webcamming to girls overseas with the webcam on zoom

Alex- "man i can't believe that darryl moved in on my girl after i just broke up with her, i thought we were tight"

Kyle- "Ya dude, he totally martindaled your ass"

Martindaled by martindaler October 15, 2009

Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale 

Also known as esteemed Character actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale. The esteemed character actress is such a powerful character actress it is said that after the incident in Yorba Linda she was able to do an arc on the goodwife without being identified. When asked how she went on a nationally broadcasted tv show without being caught esteemed character actress margo Martindale said that she disappeared in the roll

LA times person- hold on… are you telling me Esteemed characte actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale has been living in your boat

Bojack - Is this one of those situations where everything we discuss is confidential due to customer service rep client privilege

LA times person - of course

Bojack - than yes Margo Martindale is living in my boat

A.K.A Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale

Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale by Pseudonyms are great January 30, 2023