The most amazing piece of equipment that a horse wears around its neck to prevent it from smashing you in the face.
person 1: hey, what happened to your face?
person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...
person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...
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volume in a bouldering session. The Martingale is only used during bouldering problems, and was created by MartinGale himself circa 1990.
volume in a bouldering session. The Martingale is only used during bouldering problems, and was created by MartinGale himself circa 1990.
Holy hell, he just martingaled during that bouldering problem?? That was a 9a V17. Did you see how he draped his camel jockey across the volume?? I am in utter disbelief
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