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Martincest 

The obsession of practicing sexual behaviour towards any individual named Martin
Guy: Hey Martin wanna fuck?

Martin: Do you have Martincest ? Pizza Tower Ultrakill xxx Ohio
Martincest by MSITERRREED June 14, 2024
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Martincitopants 

The Chad among Chads who likes Obama Alien Defense
''Martincitopants is the Chad among Chads that reccomended us the best game ever''

Charles Martinet

The man who does the voice for the world famous (yes, world famous) Nintendo character Mario. He has voiced Mario since the days of Super Mario 64, and has been doing it ever since.

Martinet also does the voices for Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, and Toadsworth. He's awesome, isn't he?
Charles Martinet by Prues Byri April 19, 2009

Martinette 

The kind of girl you take home to your family. Smart, hard working, beautiful, usually has red hair, but that is a bonus.
That girl is a real Martinette. Always working hard and dang she is so beautiful.

Look at that girls red hair? Its so magical. Reminds me of a Martinette.
Martinette by Martinette Fan November 22, 2011

Markicest 

A ship or pairing between the famous youtuber Markiplier with one of his alter egos, for example Darkiplier. This is also known as Cestiplier or selfcest.
Person 1: Dude I just looked through wattpad and I found a lot of Markicest fanfictions
Person 2: S h o w m e
Markicest by Nerdnamedpatricia January 25, 2018

Martinet 

Martinets are used for spanking dat BOOTY.
-Bruh, Lily's butt got so flipping red when I spanked her
-What martinet did you use?
-My infinity gauntlet

Martinet 

The kind of girl you take home to your family. Smart, hard working, beautiful, usually has red hair, but that is a bonus.

That girl is a real Martinet. Always working hard and dang she is so beautiful.
Look at that girls red hair? Its so magical. Reminds me of a Martinet
Martinet by Rooikop November 22, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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