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Martinet 

Martinets are used for spanking dat BOOTY.
-Bruh, Lily's butt got so flipping red when I spanked her
-What martinet did you use?
-My infinity gauntlet
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Martinet 

The kind of girl you take home to your family. Smart, hard working, beautiful, usually has red hair, but that is a bonus.

That girl is a real Martinet. Always working hard and dang she is so beautiful.
Look at that girls red hair? Its so magical. Reminds me of a Martinet
Martinet by Rooikop November 22, 2021

Martinet 

A girl who you would want to be friends with sheโ€™s so kind and loving. Has a beautiful smile gorgeous in every way imaginable. Everyone wants to be her and rightfully so martinet is a wonderful person to be around And who ever has a martinet in their lives should feel so blessed to have her presents!
Martinet by Rooikop November 22, 2021

Charles Martinet

The man who does the voice for the world famous (yes, world famous) Nintendo character Mario. He has voiced Mario since the days of Super Mario 64, and has been doing it ever since.

Martinet also does the voices for Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, and Toadsworth. He's awesome, isn't he?
Charles Martinet by Prues Byri April 19, 2009

Melanie Martinez ๐Ÿ‘‘ 

An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans ๐Ÿ’œ
Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez ๐Ÿ‘‘?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet

Kennedy: your so lucky

Marinette 

โ€œMarinette?No sheโ€™s just a friend.โ€
Marinette by Meh girl December 1, 2019

Melanie Martinez 

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.
Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah
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