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Phil Martelli 

Greatest College basketball coach in the universe.
Ranked #1 by the interuniversal college basketball association.
26 years coaching Team Milky Way Galaxy winning every Universe Championship.

Spent 15 years raised by wolves, learning basketball amongst the Mongolian Monks. He has greater influence than many people, including that of the late great Jesus Christ. It is rumored that the basketball trick of walking on water was passed through this line of tutalege, for intermural games in the rain ONLY at Dermond field in Drexel Hill (the place of worship)


Father Figure to such basketball greats as: Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, Wilt Chamberlin, John Stockton, Tyrone Hill, Phil Martelli Jr., Phil Martelli III, the artist formerly known as Phil Martelli, and Phil Martelli V (IV and Phil did not have good relations). Also famous Hispanic Baller Phillipe El Nino Martellinio. From glorious Drexel Hill Pennsylvania, where his influence has been felt in basketball hot spots such as Saint Bernadette's Gym/Lunchroom and Dermond Field.

He is now Supreme ruler of Drexel Hill and his power lies outside of the jurisdiction of the United States government.

He now coach Saint Joes Basketball.
Phil Martelli by Boss Mode January 18, 2009

Marcellino 

Some sexy Italian scholar who drives around the Italian countryside on a red motorbike in search of a purpose. He probably has at least two cats.
"There goes Marcellino. He's not in search of a girl... he's in search of a PURPOSE."
"Oh my God, he's so confusing... but so sexy at the same time."
Marcellino by The Walking Snake October 21, 2018

Jaeden Martell 

the most perfect boy to live, ever. Hes so beautiful and his voice is so relaxing. His acting is outstanding and his style is immaculate. His sense of humor is extremely funny and he supports everyone for who they are.
“Whos the boy who stutters in IT?”

“Oh thats Bill Denbrough, hes played by Jaeden Martell.”

Marcellina 

Marcellina means from heaven. Beautiful smile, kind hearted but stubborn
Marcellina runs track
Marcellina by Achwei June 18, 2018

Marcelline 

Marceline is a very intelligent yet fun woman! She is always prepared AT LEAST 1 minute ahead of everything and anything! She is also kind and loving. She's got a 'Hard-To-Anger' attitude. Always positive towards anything,really. Her only flaw is her sensitivity. If you call her 'Ugly','Crybaby','Smart-Ass',etc she will take it seriously and get emotional for the next few minutes. Please! For the love of god PLEASE DO NOT MESS WITH HER FRIENDS OR LOVED ONES! She will call up the strongest,most fiercest person she knows! EVEN IF ITS A GIRL!
"Wow! Marcelline is so smart,she helped me get 100 on my homework!"
Marcelline by Namez lol 360 no-scope February 19, 2017

marvelli 

the loud stressful Italian man at paisley that has a tendency to make people cry from various threats involving physical, mental and emotional pain
(enter lunch room)
someone: have you been to marvelli's yet?

me: yeah he yelled at us a lot
marvelli by concerned student December 28, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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