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Phil Martelli
Greatest College basketball coach in the universe.
Ranked #1 by the interuniversal college basketball association.
26 years coaching Team Milky Way Galaxy winning every Universe Championship.
Spent 15 years raised by wolves, learning basketball amongst the Mongolian Monks. He has greater influence than many people, including that of the late great Jesus Christ. It is rumored that the basketball trick of walking on water was passed through this line of tutalege, for intermural games in the rain ONLY at Dermond field in Drexel Hill (the place of worship)
Father Figure to such basketball greats as: Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, Wilt Chamberlin, John Stockton, Tyrone Hill, Phil Martelli Jr., Phil Martelli III, the artist formerly known as Phil Martelli, and Phil Martelli V (IV and Phil did not have good relations). Also famous Hispanic Baller Phillipe El Nino Martellinio. From glorious Drexel Hill Pennsylvania, where his influence has been felt in basketball hot spots such as Saint Bernadette's Gym/Lunchroom and Dermond Field.
He is now Supreme ruler of Drexel Hill and his power lies outside of the jurisdiction of the United States government.
He now coach Saint Joes Basketball.
Ranked #1 by the interuniversal college basketball association.
26 years coaching Team Milky Way Galaxy winning every Universe Championship.
Spent 15 years raised by wolves, learning basketball amongst the Mongolian Monks. He has greater influence than many people, including that of the late great Jesus Christ. It is rumored that the basketball trick of walking on water was passed through this line of tutalege, for intermural games in the rain ONLY at Dermond field in Drexel Hill (the place of worship)
Father Figure to such basketball greats as: Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, Wilt Chamberlin, John Stockton, Tyrone Hill, Phil Martelli Jr., Phil Martelli III, the artist formerly known as Phil Martelli, and Phil Martelli V (IV and Phil did not have good relations). Also famous Hispanic Baller Phillipe El Nino Martellinio. From glorious Drexel Hill Pennsylvania, where his influence has been felt in basketball hot spots such as Saint Bernadette's Gym/Lunchroom and Dermond Field.
He is now Supreme ruler of Drexel Hill and his power lies outside of the jurisdiction of the United States government.
He now coach Saint Joes Basketball.
Phil Martelli by Boss Mode January 18, 2009
Related Words
martelli • Martelling • Phil Martelli • Marcellis • Martell • marcellia • marcellin • Marcellina • Marcelling • marcellino
Marcellino
Some sexy Italian scholar who drives around the Italian countryside on a red motorbike in search of a purpose. He probably has at least two cats.
"There goes Marcellino. He's not in search of a girl... he's in search of a PURPOSE."
"Oh my God, he's so confusing... but so sexy at the same time."
"Oh my God, he's so confusing... but so sexy at the same time."
Marcellino by The Walking Snake October 21, 2018
Jaeden Martell
the most perfect boy to live, ever. Hes so beautiful and his voice is so relaxing. His acting is outstanding and his style is immaculate. His sense of humor is extremely funny and he supports everyone for who they are.
Jaeden Martell by p!nk fluffY un!c0rns August 4, 2020
Marcellina
Marcellina by Achwei June 18, 2018
Marcelline
Marceline is a very intelligent yet fun woman! She is always prepared AT LEAST 1 minute ahead of everything and anything! She is also kind and loving. She's got a 'Hard-To-Anger' attitude. Always positive towards anything,really. Her only flaw is her sensitivity. If you call her 'Ugly','Crybaby','Smart-Ass',etc she will take it seriously and get emotional for the next few minutes. Please! For the love of god PLEASE DO NOT MESS WITH HER FRIENDS OR LOVED ONES! She will call up the strongest,most fiercest person she knows! EVEN IF ITS A GIRL!
Marcelline by Namez lol 360 no-scope February 19, 2017
marvelli
the loud stressful Italian man at paisley that has a tendency to make people cry from various threats involving physical, mental and emotional pain
marvelli by concerned student December 28, 2018
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