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Marritation

When you get annoyed at something your spouse does.
Jill experienced much marritation with Jack after he broke her bottle of Crown Royal.
by Dick Perses March 1, 2009
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Prayer Marination

A period of time when people commune together in prayer and worship and are immersed in the activity.
God definitely healed me at UnChapel after all that prayer marination last night.
by sebkh3192 September 25, 2012
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Marinationous Maximus

(Adj/Noun) The act of substantially improving one's marijuana high experience by increasing visual, auditory, and sensational stimulation via inclusion of shit that is trippy as fuck.

See: Jean Michel Jarre, iTunes Visualizer, Jet Li's Fearless, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Geometry Wars

Note: Often used in order to achieve Revelationous Maximus.
Stoner 1: Oh my god Dude, these lights are like waves of energy flowing through my body. What do I do?

Stoner 2: You let the Marinationous Maximus engulf you, Bro.
by Pi Ups April 27, 2010
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Martination

When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008
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facial marination

the act of soaking your hand(s) in your ball sweat after a long day of hard work and then pimp smakin one of your friends in the face
jon recieved a facial marination because he denied a friend when in need
by k dawg01 April 26, 2005
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marination

The juice that lingers under the skin around your balls a long time after having sex with a girl. It usually goes away after showering, but re-surfaces when you sweat again....it can sometimes seem to last for like 2 weeks! For long-lasting effects, fall asleep inside the girl...
"damn Gina, i got marination all over my sac" And it won't go away....
by s simonis December 9, 2004
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Premature Marination

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.
"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"
by JamesFoo March 26, 2022
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