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Marrier

Someone who marries frequently. Used typically as an insult, unless the person in question is Mormon.
Johnny: Hey Timmy, isn’t Susie your 35th wife?
Timmy: Yeah, why?
Johnny: Wow, what a marrier. I’m disappointed in you.
Timmy: Fuck you.
by Ekajisgreat32 November 12, 2018
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serial marrier

a person who gets married for food, shelter and companionship, and when it gets stale, time to find a new person to marry...
Eddie is a serial marrier, he's been divorced two weeks and he just bought a engagement ring for the lady he met at the bus stop.
by daywalkz July 29, 2011
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Serial marrier

A person who has been married 3 or more times.
Lucas was worried he would become a serial marrier when he fell in love with a girl from Texas and contemplated making her wife #3.
by Nixstress June 24, 2014
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Married to the Game

To put work above all else in life. Dedication to a job, craft or building one's skill.

Hustling, paper chasing.
I don't have time to date or take vacations because I'm married to the game, and the grind don't quit.
by QueenTrine April 8, 2015
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Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life

Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help
Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever
by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023
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Married to the sea

Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.
"Sorry love, I'm married to the sea."
by The Old Tramp June 30, 2018
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married 69

When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.
I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.
by jrswam October 1, 2013
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