Markwayne
When a person who is deeply unqualified for a job is replaced by a person who is even more deeply unqualified for a job.
Markwayne by KingJaguar March 7, 2026
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Maryjayne
You’ll fall her for brown eyes beaming and her curly blonde hair glowing in the sunset. You’ll fall in love with her laugh, her jokes, the smell of her cologne. Her suave and proud full weigh on her shoulders isn’t difficult to see. She’s hurt. She’s loved. She’s lost. She has been abused by everyone she’s ever known. Including you. You’ll never forget how you mistreated her or how warm her cuddles were, how endless her passion and support were, and how she’d go through anything for you. Her light, her love, her beauty can save anyone’s life. If you find yourself meeting a Maryjayne, cherish every moment and spoil her like the angel she is.
Maryjayne by PuffiestPixies November 22, 2018
marwayne
Marwayne is a sister town to shitscoty (kitscoty) with shittier people and shittier education. If you want to know what it's like to want to kermit sewerslide go to marwayne and join a team sport.
Max: "What's it like to want to commit suicide?"
Tim: "I don't know let's go to marwayne and find out."
Tim: "I don't know let's go to marwayne and find out."
Lauri Markkanen
Lauri Markkanen by RaptorsForLife17 June 23, 2019
Maria Markkanen
Finnish high school professor in philosofy and religion. Very hated figure amongs the finnish people. She is very racist and cannot write properly. But she does know alot about philosofy.
She very often gives her students various ridiculous tasks that are way too hard. If you hand in your work one minute too late you have to take the whole course again from the start.
She is also considered very racist against boys.
She has nothing to do with Lauri Markkanen.
She very often gives her students various ridiculous tasks that are way too hard. If you hand in your work one minute too late you have to take the whole course again from the start.
She is also considered very racist against boys.
She has nothing to do with Lauri Markkanen.
Maria Markkanen by kivekset November 16, 2022
markayle
Markayle
Lie but very good at it has mad hoes say he doesn’t he’s an incredibly sexy,adorable,nice,caring,funny guy who always makes you laugh but can be a real butt. if you like him then usually your best friend does too and hes usually taken by either a bimbo,slut,whore,day of the week, or you or your best friend. usually very tall.
Lie but very good at it has mad hoes say he doesn’t he’s an incredibly sexy,adorable,nice,caring,funny guy who always makes you laugh but can be a real butt. if you like him then usually your best friend does too and hes usually taken by either a bimbo,slut,whore,day of the week, or you or your best friend. usually very tall.
Markayle is here look at him
markayle by Jean pants mom and sister October 20, 2019
marktwainenthuseast
User marktwainenthuseast, ( Aka Amp ) is just as bad as me but much wrose. THEY WANT TO FUCK THAT ONE WOOD GUY FRON THE SINGING MONSTERS GAME. Their the definition of my fear... But that’s not the point. They always make their Mac & cheese too creamy but they probably like it for some “odd “ reason, some might say they think of it as Mark Twain’s cum. Anyway that’s it. -their boyfriend
marktwainenthuseast by xeolmao July 9, 2021