markwaun

A big black guy that likes to pretend to be a ninja. He may be hiding behind you right now scheming his dastardly plans. Also markwaun is a practitioner of black magic and uses it to help him in his plights of conquests especially on the toilet. Markwaun is the epitome of stupidity and is comparable to a lomax in appearance.

Did you that see that lomax walking around. Naw that's markwaun son.

markwaun by Jimmy_Johns_MA March 10, 2013

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markwan

They best boyfriend you can ever have he will Love you and treat you like gold and he will make you feel special and will you treat you like a queen and treat himself as a king he does what he want not told and creates his own things doesn’t follow

I date a markwan

markwan by 1278 gang November 23, 2021

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Related Words

markwaun • Markwain • markwan • Markwayne

Markwain

Very skinny man looks like a cinnamon jack stick.

“Hey have you seen Markwain on the Apple Jacks commercial?”

Markwain by TayBlock December 1, 2021

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Markwayne

When a person who is deeply unqualified for a job is replaced by a person who is even more deeply unqualified for a job.

I can’t believe this daycare just hired R. Kelly, what a total markwayne

Markwayne by KingJaguar March 7, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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