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markwaun 

A big black guy that likes to pretend to be a ninja. He may be hiding behind you right now scheming his dastardly plans. Also markwaun is a practitioner of black magic and uses it to help him in his plights of conquests especially on the toilet. Markwaun is the epitome of stupidity and is comparable to a lomax in appearance.
Did you that see that lomax walking around. Naw that's markwaun son.
markwaun by Jimmy_Johns_MA March 10, 2013
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They best boyfriend you can ever have he will Love you and treat you like gold and he will make you feel special and will you treat you like a queen and treat himself as a king he does what he want not told and creates his own things doesn’t follow
I date a markwan
markwan by 1278 gang November 23, 2021
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Markwain 

Very skinny man looks like a cinnamon jack stick.
“Hey have you seen Markwain on the Apple Jacks commercial?”
Markwain by TayBlock December 1, 2021
When a person who is deeply unqualified for a job is replaced by a person who is even more deeply unqualified for a job.
I can’t believe this daycare just hired R. Kelly, what a total markwayne
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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