lomax

A prank of the most extraordinary kind executed by a guy named Bill Lomax.

Who took the wheel off my chair?! Oh no! I've been Lomaxed!

by Lomax Victim January 18, 2005

Lomax

A REALLY big, hard, possibly bum-tearing poop. The kind where you have more blood than poop on the tp for the first wipes.

A huge shit in both girth and length.

If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:

Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax

Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax

Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax

Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax

by spronez April 4, 2011

lomax

power full strong mined except if you have matthew as your first name

nathan lomax was powerfull

by oliver quale October 3, 2020

Lomax

A big eyed, four foot tall cretin

An example of lomax is Kevin or more colloquially known as the 'mev'. He is the greatest troll to have ever existed.

by Mevgabu October 24, 2011

lomax

A crazy person who only plays bg.

Look at the 33rd channel

by Jrc11 February 22, 2003

lomax

Tea Baggins (NOT j/k mate.)

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Lomax

He who is whipped.

Rebecca - Go get my laundry Lomax

Lomax - "Goes to get laundry"

Sode- Whipped like Toby

by Reprepa August 2, 2009