Markromancy

When someone predicts the future through an Douchebag-ish comment

"You Just Wait, He's going to come driving down here the moment you fucking leave!"

*Car drives by*

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU!"

"..Dude that's fucking Markromancy."

by Markromancers Incubi June 14, 2009

Macromancy

The ability to seemingly work magic within Microsoft Excel.

The things Frank can do in Excel are worrisome. His macromancy has created data manipulations that threaten Economics as we know it.

by nunuhya January 3, 2025