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Markham
Markham by Johnathon Matthews April 4, 2011
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Markham
A city where legit everyone is Asian, or wannabe Asians. Nothing happens there except for car accidents and robberies at Markville Mall. Many children feel excluded in public schools because all the Asian kids start up their own gang and exclude any other coloured children. There is nothing to do, there is a bunch of community centres yet there are only dumbass aquafit lessons, and dumbass dodgeball clubs. Not to be rude but if you are not Asian in Markham at a nail salon it is 99.99% guaranteed that the nail salon ladies are talking shit about you :)
Markham by wanna play just dance February 24, 2019
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Machamping by TripleXXX January 14, 2015
Markham
A boring ass town with nothing to do. North of Toronto, it's as boring as the time I watched Glitter on TV. Theres nothing to do. The closest thing to excitement is wasting your weekend to drop off your kids at a soccer game you know they won't win.
Person#1: "Dude, wanna waste some time?"
Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"
Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"
Markham by Stupid-defs February 2, 2009
Markham
When a job or task is given to someone and gets completed in a very short time frame but with many hiccups and issues on the way.
Nick: "I've finished the server migration project!"
Lucas: "You may have but, you managed to lose 3 months worth of data and caused a weeks worth of outages, you're such a markham."
Lucas: "You may have but, you managed to lose 3 months worth of data and caused a weeks worth of outages, you're such a markham."
Markham by greasysixtynine December 6, 2021
Markham
The name of a suburban town just north of the city of Toronto, Canada. A really drab place where absolutely nothing happens, most of the people are ignorant, and bad drivers.
Markham by samster 123 September 12, 2005
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