MarkChamp 

MarkChamp is a up and coming TWITCH emote based on a picture of a boy named "mark" as a child, in the photo mark looks very unpleasant and quite frankly braindead This emote is well known on discord as a way to make fun of somebody that sounds young or is just a squeaker

oh hell yea i just got a shorty kill in valorent MARKCHAMP

MarkChamp by yaboi228 July 8, 2020

Markham 

Canadian city, north of Toronto.

The only significant thing to note is its high Asian population.

Driver: What?! How did we get in China?
Passenger: We're not in China...it's called Markham.

Markham by Johnathon Matthews April 4, 2011

Markham 

A city where legit everyone is Asian, or wannabe Asians. Nothing happens there except for car accidents and robberies at Markville Mall. Many children feel excluded in public schools because all the Asian kids start up their own gang and exclude any other coloured children. There is nothing to do, there is a bunch of community centres yet there are only dumbass aquafit lessons, and dumbass dodgeball clubs. Not to be rude but if you are not Asian in Markham at a nail salon it is 99.99% guaranteed that the nail salon ladies are talking shit about you :)

where do you live?
I live in Markham, it is so fucking boring here
Oh my Lord

Markham by wanna play just dance February 24, 2019

Machamping

Jacking off with the use of four hands.

Marcus and Ramon were machamping Altaire. He said it was four times the intensity.

Machamping by TripleXXX January 14, 2015

Markham 

A boring ass town with nothing to do. North of Toronto, it's as boring as the time I watched Glitter on TV. Theres nothing to do. The closest thing to excitement is wasting your weekend to drop off your kids at a soccer game you know they won't win.

Person#1: "Dude, wanna waste some time?"

Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"

Markham by Stupid-defs February 2, 2009

Markham 

When a job or task is given to someone and gets completed in a very short time frame but with many hiccups and issues on the way.

Nick: "I've finished the server migration project!"
Lucas: "You may have but, you managed to lose 3 months worth of data and caused a weeks worth of outages, you're such a markham."

Markham by greasysixtynine December 6, 2021

Markham 

The name of a suburban town just north of the city of Toronto, Canada. A really drab place where absolutely nothing happens, most of the people are ignorant, and bad drivers.

I'm from Markham, the most lamest place on earth.

Markham by samster 123 September 12, 2005