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Marjunis 

Marjunis, commonly known as cannabis, marijuana, and by numerous other names, is a preparation of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug and as medicine.

A nectar of the gods sent down to Earth in a small, nug-nug like form.
Me: No officer it's hi, how are you?
Officer: Have you been smoking marjunis? Ima hit that for evidence.

Hey man, quiet down, your marjunis is too loud
Marjunis by 1000minus780 July 4, 2015
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Marjun by Mjc137 June 8, 2021

Marjunie 

The best person you could honestly meet. She can make your day in seconds. She can brightem up your day with her luagh. And her smile!! Is just perfect and makes you want to smile. She comes out as shy but has an amazing, crazy personality. You can trust her with anything. She's an amazing sister, and I wouldn't tradw her for the world - @spanishbarbii
Marjunie, is you DHOT BORE-ED?!
Marjunie by @spanishbarbii June 8, 2017
Marjhon or commonly known as MJ, Mgay, Your Mum jay, Marjhonsaurus or Marjhon Ramosaurus is a very depressed man with a very abusive girlfriend with a big forehead. He usually had god like hair that can kill anyone at sight. He likes to watch anime and hentai he is also very into PC’s and CS go this is normal behaviour for a mentally unstable loner. He says phrases like “I’m gonna kill myself.” , “ Slap tomkins head.” , “Look it’s Himal.” and a lot of Jojo references.
Oh look it’s Marjhon let’s help him slap Tomkins head.
Marjhon by Dean0506 December 2, 2019
A person who has the world on a string. He is the man, the big dawg, the boss, whatever you wanna call it that'll be him. These highly exclusive specimins are internationally renowned for being able to beat Chuck Norris at arm wrestling while trading shares. Men can't multitask?, mortals can't! These people are so fascinating and pleasant you would want them to take you and your parents for seafood dinner and wouldn't mind them not calling you ever again.....they've got more awesome things to do. Insane sex, just add woman.
Marjune by MMcconagh January 2, 2017
A girl who is full herself, wont text until you text first and takes whole day to reply.
Majhuni is short
majhuni by Maveon is goated January 31, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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