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Mario perez

Anybody named Mario Perez is fine as fuck. They are literally one of Gods best creations
Mario perez by Dabadesttt June 8, 2021
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Maria Perez 

Jess Marianos wife
Teagan, stop talking about Jess, we all know he’s Maria Perez’s!
Maria Perez by bigg_dick_energy June 28, 2019

Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation 

When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.

After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.

Maria pereira 

An amazing girl that is smart, especially in accounting. Will end becoming a cpa. She will find the love of her life when she is 18. She is a genius and has a lot of love to give. She needs to listen to her soulmate because he’s probably right. But overall she is one of the best people in the world
Maria pereira by Friendlessman April 15, 2020

Nika Marin Pereira 

She is beautiful and funny. Has the most bright green eyes and beautiful brown hair. She is the smartest person I know. I couldn’t live without her. <3
Nika Marin Pereira is an amazing person, I love her.
Nika Marin Pereira by Abcdefg_603 February 10, 2022
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“No way, is that cake?”
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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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