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Marathonist

A marathonist is someone who makes Friday Night Funkin' marathon songs. (More commonly known as "FNF Marathons", or "Marathon Songs".)

An FNF Marathon is a Friday Night Funkin' song that features at least fore than 2 characters that sing throughout the song, and are usually pretty lengthy, commonly anywhere over 10 minutes long, though there are some about 5 minutes long.
Person 1: Have you ever heard Shackle's FNF Marathons?
Person 2: Oh, yeah, he's a great Marathonist!
by Glitchurr February 17, 2026
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marathoning

Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.
Hey, I can't come out tonight. I just got the last season of Lost on DVD, and I'm marathoning it right now. I can't put it down.
by Philosophistry February 15, 2009
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Marathonitis

When a woman is undoubtedly flattered by a charming man, she experiences the symptoms of Marathonitis. Symptoms include uncontrollable smiling, giggling, nervousness, and many similar feelings related to flirting. There is no cure for Marathonitis. Once you have acquired Marathonitis, there is no turning back.
Boy: You look adorable this evening Kitty!
Girl: *blushes* Thanks Puppy :)
Boy: I think you just caught the Marathonitis ;)
by Christaky December 31, 2011
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marathoning

Watching a vast amount of movies and/or tv shows throughout a day, usually the trilogies, and or Disney movies.
" What you gunna do this weekend?"
Prolly just sit home marathoning the Star Wars movies"
by xdeezy March 23, 2010
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marathoning

This is basically the concept of running a marathon with your penis. This can either be done solo (lubricant advised) or with a partner. The idea is to gain enough endurance and strength so that you can go a long way in such a small environment.

First we must define what a "marathon" is; a marathon is the longest considered running competition where competitors run 42195 meters. With our penis, this will feel like an eternity. Here we define the formula to find out how many strokes are needed for a complete marathon run. We assume there is no friction and the receiving party is eligible to take in the whole mass and length of the penis.

Strokes needed = 42195000/(penis length(cm)*2)

For example, a penis with a length of 15 cm, will need to stroke (in and out, or for single player experience up and down) for 140650. Since strokes are integers, if your solution is a non-integer number, round up.

Researches are developing in the area of sportive sex acts more and more.
A: Hey girl! You look tired? Didn't you sleep last night?
B: Almost no sleep. C insisted to try for marathoning again.

A: Damn girl! Did he at least finish the run?
B: He achieved a 67% finishing rate this time.
A: I hope you make it to olympics this year.
B: Thank you.
by ohmmmmmmm November 9, 2017
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marathonic

Said of something where you have to work hard on something non-stop for a long time in a way that could be compared to a marathon.
P1: How's your day?
P2: Marathonic! I've been studying so much today, it's been 7 hours already and I still have 2 more chapters to go.
by meln98 October 6, 2011
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marathoning a bitch

when one has sex with his or her partner 26 times before leaving the bedroom.
"I'd love to cover your shift but I'm marathoning a bitch this weekend"
by CrowmanLives69 December 2, 2016
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