Definitions by Glitchurr

Mattress

1. a fabric case filled with soft, firm, or springy material, used for sleeping on.
2. nonbinary version of "master," and "mistress."

DEF 1
Person 1: Hey, man, you look tired. Did you sleep well?
Person 2: Nah, man. I gotta get a new mattress, my old one is terrible to sleep on.
DEF 2
Nonbinary Person: *talking to servant.* Can you go and get me a drink?
Servant: Of course, Mattress.

Mattress by Glitchurr May 19, 2026

Marathonist

A marathonist is someone who makes Friday Night Funkin' marathon songs. (More commonly known as "FNF Marathons", or "Marathon Songs".)

An FNF Marathon is a Friday Night Funkin' song that features at least fore than 2 characters that sing throughout the song, and are usually pretty lengthy, commonly anywhere over 10 minutes long, though there are some about 5 minutes long.

Person 1: Have you ever heard Shackle's FNF Marathons?
Person 2: Oh, yeah, he's a great Marathonist!

Marathonist by Glitchurr February 17, 2026

crapper

1. Somebody who takes a lot of shits.

2. Shortened version of Christian rapper, the term in which created by youtuber Stevie T.

Example 1:
Person 1: Where in the hell is Linda?
Person 2: She's takin' a shit.
Person 1: Again? That's the 3rd time today!
Person 2: Yeah, she's a real crapper.

Example 2:
Person 1: Bro, you're listening to *Christian rapper's name here*'s new song?
Person 2: Yeah, I like listening to crappers, so what?

crapper by Glitchurr December 15, 2025

Emordnilap

A word that when spelled backwards, generates an entirely new word.

Some examples of emordnilaps include, but are not limited to:
Emordinlap --> Palindrome
Star --> Rats
Stressed --> Desserts
Issac --> Cassi

Emordnilap by Glitchurr November 23, 2025

Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

Put your grandma in the pipe. by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

8 Ball of Coke 

(1) 3.5 grams of powdered cocaine.

(2) The action of quite literally drinking a billiard ball filled with Coca-Cola. Created by the Friday Night Funkin' mod, "Jeffy's Endless Aethos."

(1) I HAD AN 8 BALL OF COKE, AND I'M FEELING THE EFFECTS!

(2) I drank an 8 ball of coke today.

8 Ball of Coke by Glitchurr October 10, 2025