Mar-Tan

A man who likes to cry alot..who has a problem with his chest area..and must always wear a wife beater..a man with a very small penis..who hides inside..and cries..

Don't be so lame. You're being like Mar-Tan.

by Pink Panther February 14, 2005

Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Martand

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martin your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt.

Oh how i wish i had a Martand but I'm stuck with this asshole

by Bubbebybsb June 15, 2020

martand

A person who who loves to keep his favorite people around. He is the one one who cares for everyone tries to fix things and guess what? Wins in the end

If I'll choose between precious gems and coal I'll choose Martand

by Anubby February 4, 2019

Martano

The alteration of the name "Martin", these people tend to be a hip independant youngster who tends to have a plain name, but wishes to have a catchier name, the name Martano is this such name. This name should not be used by anyone who is not of a popular status as they may bring shame to the name and will get "ripped" for trying to use such a cool name.

Friend: "Hey, Martin what are you up to?"
Martano: "Hey, just call me Martano ok?"
Stranger: "Whoa you must be cool with a name like that!"
Martano: "Guys!"

by Martano Brien September 12, 2004

Martan

Scottish Highland Legend word for of a creatre that is like a small hobbit and that legend says lives in the Highlands of Scotland very close to Balintore but once was very rampant in a village called Lairg until they faded out and moved south and started to breed there in Balintore, they are said to be very much like the Chupacabra but unlike the chupacabra it does not suck blood.

If you meet a martan you are meant to refer to it as your "bitch" as that is what legend states they were originally referred to as in ancient times they were everyones bitch according to scottish mythology.

"did you see that thing over near that building site doing feck all and lighting a fire while whinging at the same time about tax credits"

"It must have been a Martan"

BIIIITCCHH

EHHHHH

RUUUN

by Henny G January 6, 2008

martanda

Is a Sexy bitch who has spanked his wife is the assssssss

'Oh that Martanda over there has spanked me before..'

by martyboiii May 26, 2021