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Is a very intelligent heart warming person that makes people happy she is also a Somalian she loves her family and friends she will also fight for things she loves she’s also really pretty
Wow it’s Maqdis.
Maqdis by Melover23 March 6, 2020
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james madison 

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

Madison Disease 

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package
you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro
Madison Disease by madisondisease August 18, 2021
A girl that may look and act confident but she's actually really shy. A girl that love to sing, dance, and just in general be ENERGETIC. When with friends she's wild, crazy, and weird. But be careful she is "fragile", weak, and sensitive. If she has to she'll whoop some ASS. She'll stand up for her friends. So if you have a Madisyn... be grateful.
Girl 1: OMG girl, you shoulda been there last night!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: Madisyn whooped some ass last night cuz somebody was messing with her friend!!!!
Girl 2: DAMN SHE A BADASS !!!!!!!!!!!
Madisyn by ML+CC May 31, 2018

MadisonTorsney

MadisonTorsney is a common rickroll. If you get someone MadisonTorsneyed or you get MadisonTorsneyed yourself, you have to immediately send €40 to Madison Torsney. I make no rules, do that.
'' MadisonTorsney! ''

'' What? ''

'' You got MadisonTorsneyed, loser ''
MadisonTorsney by MadsTorsney October 28, 2021

James Madison 

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.
Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.
James Madison by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016
The name of a young girl usually in her pre-teens or teens; She has blonde hair with blue eyes or dark brown hair with hazel eyes. Her personality exceeds her. She is highly funny and loves to hang out with her friends at all times. She may seem shy at first but very outgoing and sweet. You can always tell her everything, because she won't back stab you. A Madison is usually artistic in any fashion, whether it be art or music. They are truly athletic and love to eat food ( Sometimes sweets but usually good healthy foods). They like to think that they are ugly, but many others tell her otherwise, and they usually don't like it when people tell them they are beautiful but they truly are. They are very trustworthy and loyal to her friends, family, and boyfriends. Dudes if you have a Madison as a girlfriend never let her go, because she will always be with you to the end and always make you smile. Overall, Madisons are, sweet, beautiful, smart, caring, little bit shy and outgoing. She will never leave anyone's side. They are good friends to have or even girlfriends!
"Madisons....They are amazing!"

Boy #1 "Dude I got a girlfriends named Madison!"
Boy #2 "Man I envy you never let her go!"

"Geez Madison, you are very artistic and great at music!"

"Madison I love your eyes, they like sparkle!"
Madison by SnowyK1234 October 30, 2012
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