maple tree 

its when youre fucking a tracheotomy hole,cum in the throat and then when she coughs it up,it drips out of the hole like nmaple syrup

tom totally filled karens trach,then she pulled a maple tree

maple tree by the illusion April 18, 2010

Maple Tree 

The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.

“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”

Maple Tree by Tarqs August 22, 2024

tap that like a maple tree 

the term "tap that like a maple tree" means that you want to "tap that" (slap that, touch that, get that...etc) as you would tap a maple tree for syrup (goodness). used to express desire towards a person, place, thing, goat...etc.

((an attractive person walks by))

you say to yourself, your friend, or the lonely-looking street cone, "damn, i wanna tap that like a maple tree!!"

tap that like a maple tree by becca May 25, 2004

rotten maple tree  

a scummy, old, wrinckly, sticky, stanky, black dick (soft or hard) with genital warts(splinters)

eww look at that dudes rotten maple tree , it is leaveing splinters in and all around that girl.



Father- Wheres Jill hun?
Wife-She said that she was going to tyreks house so she can help him cut down his rotten maple tree in his back yard.
Father-oh ok hunny, i hope she doesnt get hurt or get a splinter or something
Wife-she be fine babe, i gave her rubber goes before she left

rotten maple tree by now, its chow time August 4, 2008

Tapping the Maple Tree 

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

Tapping the Maple Tree by Toastyboy May 13, 2018

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

Licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

Idiom; to attempt an ill-advised, mildly unpleasant shortcut to avoid a more complicated process, with a high probability of failure. The idiom itself is an example of such an experience, since licking trees is unpleasant, and even maple trees rarely taste sweet just by licking the bark. The idiom also implies that tried and true methods, rather than blind experimentation, yield better results. Drilling into the trunk of a maple tree with a tap, is the correct way to obtain maple syrup.

"Kicking the car to try and make it start again won't work. That's just licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup, honestly. Let's call a tow truck instead."

Licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by missroxyspamcake August 27, 2020