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Manspective

The opinion or perspective that your male friends offer on your new boyfriend or lover.

It can also be defined as a man's perspective on any topic related to men.
Nicole: My new boyfriend said he would call last night and he didn't. If he really liked me, I think he would have called. Keane, I need the manspective.

Keane: Ahh, not sure. He probably went out for a beer with the guys and left his phone in the car to charge or more likely, his phone was dead.

Nicole: well, he does play a lot of games on that new phone he got...
Manspective by MissSassy May 28, 2010

Manspectations 

Things that are generally expected of men. Men should do certain things or act a certain way to maintain the expectations that other men have of them. A term which is usually used by one man about another.
'Paul is not living up to manspectations... just look at the condition of his lawn!'
Manspectations by DublinMom October 12, 2009

mansectomy 

A procedure for removing excess fat (man-boobs) from a male chest. Often used on old ex-bodybuilders whose chest muscles have atrophied to flab. (or possibly Phil Mickelson, he's got bigger boobs than my last girlfriend!)
If Bob (from Fight Club) wants to get rid of his bitch tits he's going to need to get a mansectomy.
mansectomy by GeorgeXVIII February 24, 2006

masspectorgraphiciscotopicdoublediothermaldiophonoscope 

An awesomely long word that is the ultimate insult to any human being.
Person 1: You are a complete douchebag!

Person 2: Well you are a masspectorgraphiciscotopicdoublediothermaldiophonoscope!

Person 1: ...holy shit...
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026