manservant 

A chivalrous gentleman at your nonsexual service.

Where's my ManServant?

manservant by theladies August 9, 2016

Manservant 

A cock. Just a cock. Everyone knows this.

"Strange - your manservant is only six inches tall."

Manservant by Lost Cookie August 16, 2017

Manservant 

A character in the original Romeo and Juliet who was a main character and caused an affair between Benvolio and the Prince. Erased from the original to avoid people going back in time to hurt or maim Shakespeare.

Also used to describe someone who was the cause of an affair.

You cheated on me with her?? That manservant!!!! :(

Manservant by Benvolio January 7, 2006

manservant 

1)A sports fan who blindly idolizes a particular athlete in spite of this athlete's obvious failure/figurative or literal homosexuality.

2)Back in the day, a butler or male house slave.

3)A submissive homosexual male (or, more unusually, a mentally disabled heterosexual man) who is kept as a sex slave, usually in a tiny box or cage by a dominant homosexual male. This particular type of manservant is usually forced to wear a leather S&M suit/hood, and usually has a very bushy Village People mustache. Also see The Gimp.

1)Jesus, dude! Joey Bluekies was 5 for 22 for 47 yards for the whole game, yet you're still just his little manservant, aren't you?

2)Tell my manservant that I'll be taking coffee an hour earlier than usual this morning.

3)Bob passed out drunk the other night and Jane and I were like, "let's snoop around his house." So we find this wooden box in his basement with a sliding lock on the OUTSIDE! We were like, "what the hell?" We open it and there's this guy inside wearing a dog collar and leather hood with a zipper over the mouth! We were freaking out! Jane unzipped the dude's mouth and he goes, "Me bad?" We both screamed and got the hell out of there fast. Can you believe that Bob has a manservant in his basement!?

manservant by CoolHandChris December 13, 2004

Sackward-facing manservant  

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.

"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"

Sackward-facing manservant by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009

Mantervention

an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. Manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the bitch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly.

All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.

Mantervention by Rodrim33 September 18, 2010

manserpent 

The coolest, most holy, most amazing creature. Is one third man, one third serpent, one third man. Manserpents are only male, and have a mating call sounding like "Murrrrrr". The Manserpent dance includes shifting of the shoulders and arms in a rythmatic pattern. Manserpents travel mainly by flopping, through some can fly especially those of the "king man serpent" variety.

Manserpent: murrrrrrr
Other Manserpent: yes.

manserpent by Shantiago February 25, 2008