Mansausage

What I want to stick in Dan Grant's mom.

Yo, have you seen Grant's mom lately? I'd totally stick her with my mansausage.

by Michael Otto December 10, 2004

Masausage Parlor

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.

DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.

by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

manssage

When a guy is expecting to get a massage from a female but gets one from a dude instead.

Did you here that Ginkel got a manssage? At first he said he hated it but he keeps talking about how great it was.

by hoosier89` October 23, 2009

man sausage

A gentleman's reproductive trouser apparatus; see 'custard cannon'.

Her flange was so loose she barely felt his man sausage.

by StreetSpirit October 19, 2005

manssage

A massage via hot man

Kat got a manssage from her super hot neighbor, David

by dapper_dinosaur March 22, 2012

massausage

A massage on your sausage.

For an extra 15 bucks she gave me a massausage.

by lucy is awesome July 10, 2011

mcsausage

The proper term for a Mcployee's penis.

The bootylicious chocolate girl's boyfriend pounded her over and over again doggiestyle with his juicy, hefty mcsausage. After he squirted his mcjizz all over her, he left, as he had to be at McDonald's for work at 6 AM.

by Kr1574 June 30, 2011