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Masausage Parlor 

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.
DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.
Masausage Parlor by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

Mansausage 

What I want to stick in Dan Grant's mom.
Yo, have you seen Grant's mom lately? I'd totally stick her with my mansausage.
Mansausage by Michael Otto December 10, 2004
A thick and tasty appendage that dangles between the knees of the male of the human species
When working out at his local gym, Bob couldn't believe the size of his trainers mausage as he spotted him on the bench press.
Mausage by blaume October 13, 2009

massausage

A massage on your sausage.
For an extra 15 bucks she gave me a massausage.
massausage by lucy is awesome July 10, 2011

MCSAVAGE 

That guy is MCSAVAGE
MCSAVAGE by Joseph Wilson August 1, 2016

Masausage 

A massage that ends in ejaculation. Synonymous with a "happy ending" massage
Johnny is a crusty fucker, so he decided to get a thai masausage from a tranny.
Masausage by Dicknips April 24, 2016
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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