mcsausage

The proper term for a Mcployee's penis.

The bootylicious chocolate girl's boyfriend pounded her over and over again doggiestyle with his juicy, hefty mcsausage. After he squirted his mcjizz all over her, he left, as he had to be at McDonald's for work at 6 AM.

mcsausage by Kr1574 June 30, 2011

Masausage Parlor 

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.

DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.

Masausage Parlor by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

Mansausage 

What I want to stick in Dan Grant's mom.

Yo, have you seen Grant's mom lately? I'd totally stick her with my mansausage.

Mansausage by Michael Otto December 10, 2004

Mausage

A thick and tasty appendage that dangles between the knees of the male of the human species

When working out at his local gym, Bob couldn't believe the size of his trainers mausage as he spotted him on the bench press.

Mausage by blaume October 13, 2009

massausage

A massage on your sausage.

For an extra 15 bucks she gave me a massausage.

massausage by lucy is awesome July 10, 2011

MCSAVAGE 

An awesomeness person

That guy is MCSAVAGE

MCSAVAGE by Joseph Wilson August 1, 2016

Masausage 

A massage that ends in ejaculation. Synonymous with a "happy ending" massage

Johnny is a crusty fucker, so he decided to get a thai masausage from a tranny.

Masausage by Dicknips April 24, 2016