massausage

A massage on your sausage.

For an extra 15 bucks she gave me a massausage.

by lucy is awesome July 10, 2011

Massausage

Refers to the action taken by a masseuse that leads to a happy ending. Only applicable if the situation involves a masseuse and a client. While the action maybe be considering jerking off or masterbating or oral sex it is only valid in this specific context.
To be massausaged.

synonyms: handjob, masterbation, jerking off, wacking it, spanking the monkey

The gentleman thought that the massausage went well but the happy ending came too quick.

The masseuse was the best massausager, or was highly skilled at massausaging

It was extra for a lubricated massausage

by loosecanon November 15, 2011

massausage

Having or dealing with getting a massage by a guy with both of their cocks out.

"Steven gave Dom a good massausage, and Dom reciprocated. And Nick digressed."

by d(^_^)z December 18, 2009

Massausage

When a guy offers you a massage, but really only wants to give you his sausage.

"When Jon offers to run my back it always turn into a massausage instead."

by Onehipwonder May 27, 2020

Masausage Parlor

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.

DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.

by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

Missausagist

Missausagist (Miss sausage ist) is the description of a gay man with hatred, contempt or prejudice against men. Usually the preserve of the unfortunate as yet unliberated and stuck in the closet.

He was a friend of Dorothy's who hated her male friends but was somehow drawn to them not realizing his missausagist tendencies.

by Fáinleóg June 24, 2018

Mansausage

What I want to stick in Dan Grant's mom.

Yo, have you seen Grant's mom lately? I'd totally stick her with my mansausage.

by Michael Otto December 10, 2004