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Manningham by Bd8gang January 31, 2020
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Manninghaming
To be unprepared for a completely foreseeable situation and to respond in a way as to make the situation far worse.
Named for Michigan/NFL Wide Receiver Mario Manningham.
Named for Michigan/NFL Wide Receiver Mario Manningham.
A: "Can you believe the teams that were going to pay me millions of dollars asked about my failed drug tests?"
B: "Yeah, I can, it makes a lot of sense for them to. What did you do?"
A: "Got all offended then lied about it"
B: "Aren't they going to check up on that?"
A: "Oh shit, probably."
B: "Nice job, Manninghaming that one."
B: "Yeah, I can, it makes a lot of sense for them to. What did you do?"
A: "Got all offended then lied about it"
B: "Aren't they going to check up on that?"
A: "Oh shit, probably."
B: "Nice job, Manninghaming that one."
Manninghaming by shake'n'bake March 9, 2009
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manningsarmy
ManningsArmy was one of the great NFL message board posers. For years, people on Colts messageboards debated over whether he was a Colts fan who was simply a pessimist (and afraid of the Pats), or was actually a Pats fan. It was a closely guarded secret that he was in fact the legendary troll PatsR.
A quote by Manningsarmy: "I get loose stools just thinking about what will happen when my Colts have to face those pesky Patriots once again."
manningsarmy by ChowdaHead August 7, 2007
Manningism
The irrational worship of an NFL player named Manning. Where if Manning did not exist there would be zero allegiance to anything football. If one names their child Peyton after this undeserving object of praise it should be followed by immediate therapy and, if proven ineffective, incarceration.
John: The Indiana Colts are going to beat the hell out of the Jets.
Lindsay: It's Indianapolis Colts and aren't you from Chattanooga, TN.
John: Yeah, what of it. I gotta go pick up Peytonette from school, bye.
Lindsay: John, you should ask your doctor about Manningism. You're a friend of mine and I'm beginning to worry about you, your wife, and little Peytonette.
Lindsay: It's Indianapolis Colts and aren't you from Chattanooga, TN.
John: Yeah, what of it. I gotta go pick up Peytonette from school, bye.
Lindsay: John, you should ask your doctor about Manningism. You're a friend of mine and I'm beginning to worry about you, your wife, and little Peytonette.
Manningism by Jimmy D'A January 9, 2011
Massingham
The more elegant way of saying ' Massive Ham'. People with this surname tend to have large penises or vaginal regions. It is also a used in naughty expressions post-sex to compliment the other sexual partner.
Person 1: So what did you do last night?
Person 2: ( whispers) i had a Massingham
*chuckles*
Person 1: Oh lucky you!
Person 2: ( whispers) i had a Massingham
*chuckles*
Person 1: Oh lucky you!
Massingham by chazthebaz August 26, 2016