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The Maine Man 

And I'm not talking about Lobo from DC. With a final KDA of 18/-1/? we have... Robert Card. *Insert conservative John Wayne vigilante delusion*

Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.
More guns isn't going to do anything. The people who want guns already have them. If MORE PEOPLE HAD THEM then you would have had 5 people pulling their guns at the same time, they turn and look in the direction of the gunshots, shoot the first person they see, it wasn't the guy because 2-20% of all casualties in combat are friendly fire. He was hospitalized. His rights were taken away because he had spoken about wanting to do a shooting. Didn't affect his ability to kill. You can't take his rights away any harder. So you can't say 'we need to take the rights of would-be killers away' you already did that. Doesn't work. I told you it doesn't work. What did you actually accomplish? You locked him in a hospital for 7 days. Took his rights away. And then tossed him back into the wild and it's like... What does that do for him? The mental health industry has failed all of you. 7 days in a room and turning him into a second-class citizen does WHAT exactly? If he had asked for help... What would he have gotten from any of you other than that? 'You need to stop playing the victim and work harder' THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID! So... Now what? I'm not hearing anything from any of you. No justice. You didn't get to unleash you sadistic revenge fantasies on him. The Maine Man just kills himself after he does it. Nothing happens. No one learns anything."
The Maine Man by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
The hair surrounding the human mans shoulders, neck and chest.
The man mane of the adult males are unique among men, it is one of the most distinctive characteristics of our species. It makes us appear larger, providing an excellent intimidation display; this aids us during confrontations with other men and attracting females. Many men shave their mane; this action has been perceived as submissive and even famine. Often those that shear their hair do so out of superficial reasoning.
Man Mane by snarkyharkyshow December 26, 2011
The bouncing, behaving, luxurious, flowing shampoo-commercialesque long hair belonging to a dude.
"His big blonde man mane seemed like an asset -- until it got sucked into the engine, causing his immediate untimely and gruesome death when his head was squashed like a bug by the cold, unforgiving whirring machinery."
A full beard grown only by a biological male over the age of 24 who's life has been spent working hard to provide for himself and his family. Not a beard grown by some self entitled hipster to be used for fashion.
Chuck Norris hides a fist behind his man mane
Man Mane by richHARDnixONS February 6, 2019

Man Manned 

To be absolutely obliterated out of nowhere. Originated from Dominic Seward rocking the fuck out of Man Man
Person 1: Did you just see that huge hit?

Person 2: Ya he totally just got Man Manned
Man Manned by joemamma2345 April 8, 2022

Big Man Manny Moves

A very intense lifestyle popularized by Manny Heffley. a visionary and the voice of the new generation. It entails living in the moment, not resting or sleeping, doing a lot of cocaine, doing donuts in a parking lot, And living your best life.
Damn that dude is making some Big Man Manny Moves
Big Man Manny Moves by Dabasour April 16, 2020