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Mangaler/Mangler 

Someone who has been around the block a few times, if u kno what i mean. In other words, someone who will fuck anyone, anywhere, at anytime. It's also sum1 who got they shyt fucked outa them
Olivia got mangled the other day by Elton. He told errybody.

Latoria a mangaler at the tender age of 12. Errybody dont hit dat pussy.

Kendrick mangled Maline last Saturday. It was so good she aint even come to skewl on Monday.
Mangaler/Mangler by Kendrick November 18, 2003

GUNT MANGLER 

1. A MAN WITH A DEATHWISH THAT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE

2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING
HEY, I HEAR THEIR PAYING GUNT MANGLERS TOP MONEY, FUCK IF I'LL DO THAT, MY LIFES WORTH MORE
GUNT MANGLER by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

twat mangler 

Someone who beats the pussy so hard it is no longer recognizable afterwards.
"Her boyfriend will definently know we fucked, since I am such a twat mangler"
twat mangler by Sexier Joe April 29, 2007

mutton mangler 

1. One who fornicates with sheep, ewes and/or rams.

2. A bald New Zealand Physician Assistant
Oh yeah, he's a total Mutton Mangler.
mutton mangler by Some soldier March 7, 2008

Mind Mangler

Particularly intoxicating alcholic beverage composed of red Aftershock and Absinthe. Mixed together in equal parts, the face-numbing, psychoactive brew is surprisingly easy to drink and thought to have been the inspiration for the beverage Dr Jeckyll knocks back to turn him into Mr Hyde.
"Sorry for running about the house naked last night, jumping through the hedge, havering rubbish and repeatedly testing walls to see if they could take my weight, but I was on the old Mind Mangler again."
Mind Mangler by Bellser August 1, 2006

cock mangler 

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.
"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."
cock mangler by matt in the hat October 22, 2003

Mutton Mangler 

A person who fucks sheep;

A New Zealand Physician
The captain is a real Mutton Mangler
Mutton Mangler by DocJay March 8, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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