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Manfeast

A small gathering of males for an impromptu dinner or BBQ.

The males usually fail to obtain any significant sources of leafy vegetables or fiber to accompany the feast.

Menu usually consists of:
Beer
Steak
Sausage
Pork Fat
Butter
Potatoes
Joe: "I just laid a log that looked like a piece of black PVC pipe!"

Brett: "Yea, that Manfeast last night tore me up too. When are we doing it again?"
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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MANFAST

MANFAST (all caps) is an annual competitive event that takes place in SE Michigan in mid-July.

Competitors participate in various MANLY feats to assert their male dominance by lifting up trees, crashing into each other at full speed and determining who can eat a pound of bacon the quickest.

The winner of the contest is determines by the top three contestants from the previous year and is awarded with a gift and a breakfast including (though not limited to) bacon, sausage, bacon and bacon.

It is not mandatory that you be a male to compete. Several women have entered the competition and some of those women have cracked the top three.

It is also not uncommon for participants to attend dressed as something manly (Chuck Norris, Danny Trejo, Black Dynamite, The Bearjew, etc...)

In the end, MANFAST is the greatest way to assert your dominance over the herd.
I plan on attending MANFAST this year. Bring the bacon and beer...we have work to do.
by Slogo November 9, 2012
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Manfest

Once a year men gather in a small group outside of the town of Liverpool Nova Scotia. They act like idiots and overindulge in everything! Meat and bacon!
Manfest is here
by Manfestman May 21, 2013
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manfast

one who abstains from a man. she or he rejects a man, and all of his principles and therefore is on a manfast.
Jessica: what did you give up for Lent?
Sara: Men. I'm on a manfast.
by Jessica55555 April 3, 2007
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Manfasticate

nate: guess what i did in my bed last night!! :D
cassie: uhh... what??
nate: i manfasticated
by urmommmma December 23, 2009
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manbeast

a woman who was possibly fathered by a hillbilly backwoods man that's inbred and had sex with many farm animals. The woman is said to seek out affection from any sort of man or woman who is dumb enough to give it the time of day. They usually have sex with anyone and have kids with multiple partners to try and suck money out former men who were dumb enough to "tap that".
"I'm not sure what I slept with, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hall way, it also might have been tucking a penis, that thing is a real manbeast."
by liannalynn January 5, 2014
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manbeast

a women i.e sally ellis is a man
she is big a beefy and she has a cock
that manbeat has a cock
by manbeast hunter March 30, 2005
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