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Autistic, has a tiny penis which people refer to as a snake, gets called jake the tiny snake, wheres timbs, and hates the phrase ded game!
That guy is such a mandl
Mandl by what is this magic November 15, 2017
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Jewish, has a tiny penis which people refer to as a snake, gets called jake the tiny snake, wheres timbs, and hates kids named malcom

ADJECTIVE
Mandl,

o,
Jake the tiny snake
Mandl by mike1234554321 July 3, 2011
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The manble is a complete list of rules to live you life by when it comes to woman
THE MANBLE

The complete guide for the man’s man

Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.

Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.

Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.

Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.

Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.

Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.

Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)

Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because

They lose value quickly

Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.

Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
manble by Lord Master Jay September 1, 2012
When you spit on a girl or guy's back to fake climax to get out of sex due to boredom
This girl was so boring I had to Madlime her to stop having sex.
Madlime by Hookah Slayer September 7, 2019
A portmanteau of malding and brainlet i.e, someone who is both mald or malding and a brainlet.
Talha: wtf my hairline has receded even further back since thursday you've gotta be fucking kidding me man!
John: Don't worry mate, it's not that bad being a maldlet.
Maldlet by ZEENCARRYLORD January 19, 2020
She is the nicest person in the world. She loves kids, art, dance, running, and boxing. She gets in trouble too much! But sometimes she feels alone, she loves to say and do random things. She is a charmer, she gets any guy she wants and never gets her heartbroken or doesn't get the guy she likes. PERIOD!!!! She's really sweet but also has a sassy side that she keeps on the lowkey. You get lucky if you have her. She's a keeper, a diamond, and GODESS. Just don't try her EVER. She will come like a lion and fights for what's right. Don't mess with her or her family and you'll be fine. I LOVE MANAL SO MUCH!!!!!
Manal: A sweet, charming, beautiful gal! She gives me food and that makes me happy. Plus she can skate really well.
Manal by that.random.nice.person November 20, 2018
A person who is a mand is usually very loud , filled with crackhead energy , positive , and loyal . A mand can be very kind but you do not want to get into a mand’s bad side .
Mand is bored during quarantine .
Mand by Lizzy mesadoine May 31, 2020
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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