Manakia

Manakia is a very unique kind of girl. She is quite funny as you get to know her with her crazy life. There are times where people define Manakia as annoying however, she still strives and thrives. Everyone needs a Manakia in their life.

Teacher: Who's that laughing loudly in my class?
Boy: That's definitely Manakia!

by C0olgurll1 November 23, 2021

Daron Malakian

The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...

He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.

He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out

"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron

"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron

by greg demarc February 18, 2007

Manaia

One of the coolest girls in the world. Will always look out for others and can be counted on to always speak the truth. Usually an incredible runner with beautiful hair.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Manaia?
Person 2: Sort of. She was a blur as she sprinted past me towards the finish...

Person 1: So who's this Manaia person?
Person 2: Only the coolest person in the world!

by FriendOfFriend June 4, 2013

Daron Malakian

Daron Vartan Malakian is the guitarist in the amazing band System Of A Down.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.

'That Daron Malakian ... he's the shit'

by xher0in April 20, 2006

Daron Malakian

Full name Daron Vartan Malakian.
Born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, California, USA.
Guitarist/songwriter/singer in System of a Down and Scars on Broadway

Daron Malakian is truly genius.

A creative guitarist is so much more than one who squeezes as many notes as possible into every song.

by White Trash Allah June 27, 2012

Daron Malakian

An amazing guitarist, best known for his work with System of a Down where he also did back up vocals and wrote most of the lyrics. He is a great artist and stands for world peace. He's been known to be pretty out there and to say and do odd/ random things on and off stage, that is not to say he can't be deep. He has great stage presence, in fact the awesomeness level of a room goes significantly up when he enters it. Daron is just so... Daron. And its wonderful. Even though he's going through one of his "sedated" stages right now, he's still full of Darony goodness :D Basically a magical, sexy, musical, beast!!!

Interviewer: So, why did you make this a double album?

Daron Malakian: Well, *stoned out silence*, superman came to me and told me to make this a double type of record... so I said, "Well alright Superman", then batman came along and...

A) Wow, Daron's guitar solo was orgasmic!
B) Daron exudes orgasmicness.

by breathing is fun May 17, 2009

Manaia

A Manaia is the most beautiful girl in the world.often a little shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet.A Manaia would be a loyal and great girlfriend and especially best friend. She will stick with you and would usually have blonde or black hair with the most beautiful eyes.A Manaia is usually very nice and occasionally a little bit too nice.

1.Hey I just met a cute girl
2.Oh what’s her name?
1.Manaia
2.Oh keep her!

by Ella Flareva November 3, 2018