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Man-daid 

A makeshift band aid usually consisting of household adhesive tapes (scotch tape, duct tape, etc.), and some form of napkin, paper towel, etc.
I was dicking around with my knife and I cut my hand. I made a man-daid with out of toilet paper and duct tape.
Man-daid by skydog2424 September 3, 2011
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Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.
Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.
Mandaids by Tagz September 5, 2010
Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat.
Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid

Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid.
mandaid by 314 February 28, 2008
The manly form of bandaid. It consists of a strip of Duct Tape and either a paper towel, napkin, or any absorbent cloth. The duct tape is then placed on any wound.
Dude i think i severed an artery.....
It's cool homie, just make a mandaid.
mandaid by UberWolfe February 20, 2007
A bandaid of the manliest sorts. Coonsists of duct tape, and tissue/toilet paper, or cotton. Some have even have attained a level of manliness as to where only duct tape is needed.
Real Man: "I cut off 3/4 of my arm while mowing through a crowd of hippes with my cahain saw."

Other Guy : "And you still have an arm!"

Real Man : "Of course I wrapped it in a mandaid."
Mandaid by Chris Hargrave May 7, 2007

Mandaide 

when a chic goes out to get a new dude asap..she needs a mandaide..so she wont stress or feel bad bout having problems or getting dumped or some sort of rejected feeling.
Brea made this word up, its perfect.
Linda, said Brea, what you need girl is a mandaide. You'll feel better soon as you get your hands on that.
Mandaide by virtuallld2 August 26, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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